To the tune of "Shortning Bread"

Everybody
take a seat (3x)
Everybody take a seat
On the floor

Not on the ceiling,
Not on the door.
Everybody take a seat on the floor. (2x)

Everybody 
take a seat (3x)
Everybody take a seat 
On your chair

Not on the ceiling
Not on the stair
Everybody take a seat on your chair. (2x)