Bill, ① Texan farmer, takes ② trip to ③ Australia, where he meets ④ Aussie farmer. ⑤ Aussie farmer, who’s called Jack, wants to show Bill ⑥ farm he’s so proud of, so they go for ⑦ walk in ⑧ big field. To Jack’s surprise, ⑨ Texan only says, “Oh yeah, we have ⑩ fields that are at least twice as large as this one.” Next Jack takes Bill to see ⑪ herd of cattle. Again, ⑫ Texan simply says, “We have ⑬ cows that are at least twice as large as yours.” At this point, ⑭ conversation has almost died but then ⑮ Texan sees ⑯ herd of kangaroos hopping through ⑰ field they are in. “What are those?” he asks. ⑱ Aussie replies with ⑲ surprised look on his face, “Don’t you have ⑳ grasshoppers in Texas?”