Mediakurssi 2008

BAT

################################################################################
Yesterday one bat waylaid woman. Woman weathered without bad contusions. Bat was about 60cm long and 45cm broad. Bat impacted doggy style.Woman jacket ruptured and fell her head to stone. On place was a man, which saw woman lie in ground. Man phoned to polices. He came on place and woman driven for hospital. In analysis notice, that in question was gorewampire.. Polices sifting without cause. Woman get ride of to home out of hospital.

################################################################################

Toimittaja(t): batwoman(::

Big Lie.

All was a big lie. The man who say that he was saw a ghost and a ufo, was lie. He admit that he screw over all just to scare people and wan't to get her name in the papers. So, there wasn't no ghost or an ufo. And now we just have to wait a real news what are truth.

Toimittaja(t): Noora, Niko, Ville ja Anna

C.Membelton's big fight

Last weekend Charlie Membelton was fell between two stools when his date didn't arrived on the restaurant. Membelton was waiting his pretty and curvy girlfriend until the restaurant was closed. He was very depressed and at last he found his way to the close pub.

During the night he fell into fight. The fight was caused by men who lost his balance in queue. He knocked over Membelton. Membelton tried to hit man but he fell down, again. The fight stopped when the police came up.

Toimittaja(t): H

F1 Spain gp

Results: Kimi Räikkönen 1st
Felipe Massa 2nd
Lewis Hamilton 3rd
Robert Kubica 4th
Mark Webber 5th
Jenson Button 6th
Kazuki Nakajima 7th
Jarno Trulli 8th

27th 4th 2008 starts the Spain gp. Ferrrari, BMW and McLaren will fight every points. In season 2007 Massa won it. Kimi Räikkönen and Felipe Massa are favorites to the race. Lewis Hamilton crash in Bahrain with Alonso so Hamilton has lot of pressure. Watchers favorite Fernando Alonso has a lot work to do. Super Aguri has big money problems if Aguri Suzuki team´s team chief can´t find a sponsor he must sell his team.

Special:Heikki Kovalainen crash to tireswall. Heikki´s speed was 220-240km/h. Helicopter brought Heikki to the Barcelona´s hospital.
Ron Dennis said Heikki is fine.

Toimittaja(t): Aleksi

Flying cows

Flying cows

Flying cows flought on Kyyjärvi, Perho, Veteli and Kaustinen yesterday. A strange view confounded and frought people. The first notice about cows was in Kyyjärvi and the last in Kaustinen. Nobody knows where did they come and where did they go.

The first notice did a young girl, Petra Hirvonen. She tells us that she saw some flying cows in Kyyjärvi. She's not sure how many cows, maybe 30-50. She was walking to the school when she saw a weird shadow on her. Petra looked up and saw flying cows flying on the sky. They were quiet and very big. They were brown, grey, black and pink. Petra ran to back home, and told her mother. Her mother saw cows too. The last notice did an old man, Kari Tapiola. He tells that cows were noisy and looked like busy. They flought quickly away. Tapiola saw cows because he listened some strange voices from his garden. He was worried about his carrots and ran to his garden. There was many cows and when they saw Kari, they flought away. After then they get lost.

Nobody really knows nothing about flying cows. They are big and could be dangerous, so beware. They like to eat in gardens. If you will see or have seen them, please call number 012-4569.

Toimittaja(t): niina

Ghost

Yesterday midlle-age man had seen a ghost in a old house. He claim that a women who passed away a year ago, have come back to revenge she's murderer. Someones believe that, but the evidence's are so limited that police's don't care abaut what this man say's in stead they are laughing this case. Now we just have to wait if this woman would appear again.

Toimittaja(t): Noora, Ville ja Anna

Herra Herman

Hello! I am Herra Herman and I working sircus. The sircus is big and we have a lot show. The sircus visit everybody lands in Europe. I am magician in the sircus. I could a lot magic. Occasionally the children guail me, but really I am wery nice man.

I am big man and I have base sound. I have a big mustache. I am 185 centimeter long and my shoe number is 45. I am balmy and really aspiring man. I fancy be goog many case and I am.

I take an interest skydiving, but I haven't time, when I wonrking sircus. I like aconizing magics and I exercise to home. My wife and my children helped me in magics. If macigs fail and my family get in hospital, but never don't ache nothing heavy. Once my baby pass out, when
I magic she hands free. But lucily she clear.

Toimittaja(t): oppilas

Hägar the Horrible

Toimittaja(t): Onni

Lynxcub in doghouse!

Young woman and her German shepherd came to home yesterday p.m. in Vantaa and they noticed little lynx in doghouse. The dog barked and used to attack but didn't achieve because it was closed in leading-strings. The woman phoned to the Korkeasaari zoo and soon cattlemans came to catch lynx. Lynx was taken to the Korkeasaari. Now lynx cub has calmed down there.

Toimittaja(t): Lynx

UFO

Yesterday middle-aged man had seen an ufo in Perho. Man says that were green and very scary. They talked strange language and the man didn`t understand. The man told that he was afraid of his live. In the worst affair the man might need psychiatrist help.

Toimittaja(t): Noora, Niko, Ville ja Anna

Uncommon animals

In this morning one boy seen uncommon butterfly. "It was beautiful and big butterfly. It was turquoise and it has black feelers. I am never see as beautiful as it was. I photograph it", boy said. Boy hobby photography and he photograph animals.

Yesterday I took a walk in forest. I did fire and baked sausages. Suddenly I heard hard sounds and I scared. Big bear runs by me. It was black and it snarled. Luckily it wasn't aggressive. It was first time when I see a bear in nature.

Toimittaja(t): K

World Championship of hockey

World Championship of hockey starts 2nd of May in Canada. Finland will be in group C and they play their games in Halifax. In their group plays 3 other countries, Norway, Germany and Slovakia. Finnish tv-channel, Yle, will show all games.
Finland was second last year in Moscow and now they try to defend their silver medal. Canada won gold medals last year. Finland's team will be good enough to challenge other countries like Canada, Sweden and Russia. But Finland will still have good players in NHL. Like Teemu Selänne, but he's thinking about coming to the team. Other finnish NHL players are still playing NHL-playoffs, so they can't come to the team yet. Hopefully the games will go well and Finland will take goldmedals to home.

Toimittaja(t): Mikael