Active English, course B - Winter/Spring 2020

Wednesday 15th April 2020


Answers - Capital Countries Quiz

  1. Amsterdam
  2. Berlin
  3. Caracas
  4. Dublin
  5. Beijing
  6. Freetown
  7. Baghdad
  8. Hanoi
  9. Islamabad
  10. Jerusalem
  11. Kiev
  12. Lisbon
  13. Madrid
  14. Nairobi
  15. Oslo
  16. Paris
  17. Quito
  18. Rome
  19. Seoul
  20. Taipei
  21. Ulaanbaatar
  22. Vienna
  23. Washington
  24. Luxembourg
  25. Tokyo
  26. Zagreb

Wednesday 8th April 2020

The last lesson this term!

Due to the prevalent coronavirus situation, we are moving on to distance learning for the rest of the course. It is a pity that our face-to-face lessons have gone, but this is the safest solution for all - to prevent everyone from spreading the virus as best as we can! Hope you all stay healthy!


Please read the following article and make notes for disucssion later in the year. The topic is about France and travelling.  Nice to think about where we might like to go or travel to, once the ban has been lifted... There is also a Country Capital Quiz. (I will put the answers here next week, but there won't be any lesson).

At the start of the article there are 2 recordings: the first has the words and definitions and the seond recording has the listen and repeat words (to practise your pronounciation).

19 reasons why we'll all return to France when this is finally over

The Telegraph, Anthony Peregrine1 APRIL 2020

1st recording - Definitions



2nd recording - Listen & repeat

This can’t go on forever. Let’s pretend as much, anyway. What then? We’ll need to stretch our legs. Where? France, obviously. Why? It’s closer than anywhere else (bar Eire). Easier to get to. And it’s where we always go. We may think the French are perfidious, arrogant and oddly besotted with Johnny Hallyday, but we can’t stay out of their country. Britons make some 13 million visits there every year. We’re their number one customers. And we doubtless will be again when the virus finally b*****s off. Here are a few more reasons:

  1. Eating

I’m not going to say that French food is the best in the world (though it is) because every time I do so, below-the-line commenters steam with apoplexy and, right now, our great nation has quite enough health problems on its hands. What I will say is that France lends food more seriousness, even dignity. The recently-departed chef Michel Roux put it best: when the French say “dinner is served”, the British are yelling “grub’s up”. Being good at food is rooted in the peasantry and rises through the ranks to participate in every Frenchman’s self-image. They spend more time at table – 2h11 minutes every day – than anyone else. (We’re 21st, at 1h18.) You might find, on hols that that’s an underestimate.

  1. Bonjour M’sieur-dame

Depriving the French of all that hand shaking and kissing has rendered them rudderless on social occasions. Good job there aren’t any, then. But the formal politeness will return, opening up a breathing space of mutual respect apparently lost in Britain to ambient mateyness. Older Britons (have I introduced myself?) appreciate this. We know that it doesn’t mean the French necessarily like one another. It’s only the adherence to formal norms which stops them tearing fellow citizens apart. That said, “Bonjour, monsieur”, certainly trumps “A’reet, mate?” in the global scheme of things.

  1. Pre-history

Stone-age man was dim – spent millennia perfecting biface tools – but he knew where he was well off. That was France, full of rivers and forests, fish and game, plus caves which, given the abundance of food, he had the leisure to decorate. And my, was he a dab hand at painting. The lions in the Chauvet cave in the Ardèche could have been done by a talented person last Thursday, rather than 36,000 years ago. Check this also at Lascaux IV in the Dordogne or Pech Merle in the Lot. Very few of us are as gifted as cavemen.

  1. Villages

French villages remain, in general, complete unto themselves. OK, there’s a trend to concentration, but real villages retain mayors, councils and a sense of independent identity. They should also have 75% of the following: a butcher’s, a grocer’s and a baker’s, a market, a pétanque pitch, a bar-tabac boasting lottery tickets, old blokes playing cards and photos of the village soccer team last time it won anything, when moustaches were part of the kit, c. 1974. Also a church where Joan of Arc once prayed. She got around. No wonder we’re happy there.

  1. Wine

If you want just wine, then you go to Asda like everyone else. In France, you go wine touring not merely for wine itself but also as a passport to the land, jollity and, especially, wine people. Some are arrogant. Some are mad. But most are first-rate, even when talking about “ethereal nuances of taste,” as they will. They give wine a story and a human face. Handily, this makes opening a bottle back in Basingstoke a cultural event – profoundly cultural, if it’s before 9.30am.

  1. Festivals

From late spring through autumn, festivals bloom throughout France. There are the big ones – drama in Avignon, opera at Aix, rock at the Vieilles Charrues in Carhaix and jazz all over the place. Then there are small ones, in every village. Ours lasts five days, has bulls careering through the streets, galloping horses, rock bands, communal meals and the opportunity to extend the aperitif hour through to 3am. Then there are odd ones, not least the Liars’ Festival in Moncrabeau, Gascony. Folk compete to tell the best tall story in what is, against stiff competition, the “liars’ capital of France”. It has, on display near the stage, the preserved skull of the infant Henry IV, before he became king.

  1. Culture

France! Crikey, the culture! Of course, it’s great. The Loire châteaux. Mont St Michel. Daft Punk. All those museums. Then there’s Paris. The Louvre. Comédie Française. The capital assuredly has more contemporary dancers than grocers. All wonderful. Unless it’s not. Unless you’re bored to bits by châteaux and Egyptian sarcophagi. I’d wager some 60% of visitors tramping round the galleries or the 15th-century salons all want to be somewhere else. They’ll be doing the Let-Me-Out -Of-This-F*****-Museum shuffle. We’ve all seen it. The good news is that museums, castles and Impressionist art are not compulsory. No-one’s coming to your hotel with a gun. You may swerve and cut straight to the beer.

  1. Apéritifs

A useful invention, transforming “drinks before the meal (dbtm)” into an imperative of the timetable. Unlike dbtm, the French aperitif may be a social occasion in itself, not merely a prelude. So with new acquaintances, you might meet without committing to the full three courses. If they wish to talk about their trip to Machu Picchu, their house renovation or how they found God, you call a halt after a couple of glasses. If not, carry on. Ensure supplies of cheese and charcuterie.

  1. Markets

Cue renewed apoplexy: France has the best in Europe. They’re everywhere, from four or five stalls in small villages to 450 over a mile-and-a-quarter in Arles. And they’re not necessarily statements of ideology (organic, vegan, locavore and all the b***y rest of them), just what France has been doing for 1,000 years or more. Their rounded forms, high hues and juicy fertility fuel quotidian sensuality. Locals touch, stroke and squeeze. Across there, the fish are displayed as if the sea had just receded to reveal them. There’s a complete civilisation of cheeses and, over on the meat in Aix, a nun cleavering convent chickens to order. Your morning’s booked solid.

  1. Beaches

There are long beaches for sand-yachting in the north, cliffs and creeks in Brittany, rollers for surfing down the Atlantic and all the requisites for farniente along the Med. Everyone knows that, so let’s move on. The food. In Britain, seaside fare is fish and chips which – it’s about time this was said – are slabs of grease accompanied by slivers of grease, rendering diners instantly obese. Compare and contrast with a seafood platter: oysters, mussels, cockles, whelks, clams, and scallops, among much else, followed by John Dory, sea-bass or turbot. Give up? Etretat, one of France's seaside gems 

  1. Grandeur

The Champs Elysées, Arc de Triomphe, Versailles. France loves the grand public gesture. They have no choice. They need a myth of grandeur to keep France under control and working, so they centralise everything and ram home the message with magnificence. This Project France co-opts most of the people most of the time. Until it doesn’t, and they start tearing up flagstones. But it’s splendid to look at when we can.

  1. Art

Art-wise, there’s little to choose between Paris and London. But, in the provinces, France is fuller – whether it be the Impressionists across Normandy, the outposts of the Louvre and Pompidou in Lens and Metz, the cacophony of modern artists on the Côte d’Azur or, in Burgundy at Saulieu, the tiny François Pompon museum. Pompon was the greatest animal sculptor possibly ever. His museum in Saulieu is full of treasure, though his finest work, the Polar Bear, isn’t there. It’s at the Musée-d’Orsay in Paris. My family gave me a small model of it not long ago. I wish you such happiness.

  1. Diversity

France is all Europe in one country. You may go from sauerkraut and German accents in Alsace to Spanish and Italian overflows in the south, by way of Celts in Brittany and the most French of French in the Loire valley. And all this is backed by every sort of landscape: mountains, great rivers, lakes, coast and forest covering 28% of the landscape. Plus there’s hardly anyone about. For roughly the same population, France is twice the size of the UK. So you get lost. I did, after a day’s walking in the Massif Central. I came upon a farmer. “Where am I?” I asked. He paused a moment. “Right here,” he said.

  1. Sport

Obviously, the indefatigable may cycle, hike, ride white Camargue horses, climb, surf, canoe the Dordogne and swim wherever they damned well want. But then there are the more specifically French sports. Bullrunning is best left to the under-25s. Others might play “la balle au tambourin” which is luxury-length tennis played with tambourine-type things instead of rackets. Or Basque pelota. Or pétanque. Never play any of these for money. Locals will wipe you out. Meanwhile, in far northern France, they developed many sports as respite from mining. One involves placing an artificial bird at the top of a damned big pole, then firing arrows at it. “What do you call this?” I asked a smiling Northern chap. “Ice hockey,” he said. “Ah,” I said.

Play petanque, but not for money (otherwise known as “Boules”).

  1. Armageddon

Nightlife is fine in both countries – except that it starts and ends later in France, and less often descends to cataclysm. Just before lockdown, my wife and I were out in Montpellier. We’d had dinner and were strolling the centre for a final drink. It was about 23h00 and – here’s the thing – everybody was out, families and young couples through old people like us. There was a murmur of civilised activity about late-evening café terraces. There were no clumps of drunks bouncing off walls, no youngsters vomiting, no girls falling into flower tubs with skirts round their waists. No excitement at all, really.

  1. Rules

The French are ambivalent about rules. They admire the embrace of their big bossy state. When they deem times are tough, as right now, they mainly obey. But, in non-tough times, they’ll smoke under No Smoking signs, set fire to city centres because they are Yellow Vests and have brains of onion soup, and release semi-wild bulls through narrow streets. You may, in short, quite easily get beyond the writ of the Republic. For those used to micro-managed lives, this is liberating.

  1. The French like us

Obviously, we get on one another’s nerves – that’s what neighbours are for – and we spent 1,000 years fighting. But, Brexit apart, we’re mainly on the same side these days, and we fascinate the French as no other nation does. We have them puzzled. We’re both a nation of stiff upper-lipped nobles ruled by Her Gracious Majesty and a bunch of bare-chested yobs excited by drink, soccer violence and stabbings. And then we send them superior rock music, irony and British humour (“Montee Peeton!”), pictures of princes and princesses, Burberry jackets, Midsomer Murders, and pickle. A Briton in France excites slightly perplexed smiles. Take advantage.

  1. It’s nearby

And the nearest bit is terrific, starting with a grand coast. Downs, heath and open farmland roll this way and that, sweeping grandly to the Caps Blanc and Gris Nez. You drive up and the wind blows the bloody doors off. Seaside towns nestling in the folds – Ambleteuse, Wiméreux – have no idea how attractive their modesty makes them. Boulogne suited Dickens (“as good a place as I know”) while, inland, there’s the Créquoise valley which runs out of the 21st-century back to better times of cows and wildflowers. At Azincourt (“Agincourt”, to Shakespeare) the recently-overhauled Medieval History Museum is entirely splendid. And Montreuil is where you take those (they are legion) who claim French food is now c**p. The abundance of food shops and restaurants will put them right. All this, under an hour from Calais. 

  1. War

Times are tough in spring 2020, but they have been tougher – and near enough to Calais, too. You’re not long over the Channel before coming across war cemeteries, their acreages of white crosses telling of the tens of thousands of men – fathers, sons, brothers, husbands – who gave everything. In Neuville-St-Vaast cemetery, you read legends like the one on the tomb of Private H.Lynch of the Durham Light Infantry: "Ever remembered by your loving wife Annie and daughter Hannah" and you're at the heart of the matter. Monuments and museums abound. You may walk battlefields. You’ll never be able to re-create the terror experienced by the good guys on, say, the Somme or, 28 years later, in Normandy during and after D-Day. But these fellows, and their families, demand that we travel to honour them for as long as we have a free nation. The contrary would be both unthinkable.

Question: Which country will you visit first when coronavirus is over?  And why?

  • France
  • Spain
  • Italy
  • USA
  • Greece
  • Turkey
  • Germany
  • Portugal
  • Australia
  • None of the above
  • Other

Quiz

Country Capitals Quiz – (Write down the name of the capital)?

1. Netherlands?

2. Germany

3. Venezuela

4. Ireland

5. China

6. Sierra Leone

7. Irak

8. Vietnam

9. Pakistan

10. Israel

11. Ukraine

12. Portugal

13. Spain

14. Kenya

15. Norway

16. France

17. Ecuador

18. Italy

19. South Korea

20. Taiwan

21. Mongolia

22. Vienna

23. The USA

24. Luxembourg

25. Japan

26. Croatia

Wednesday 1st April 2020

Due to the prevalent coronavirus situation, we are moving on to distance learning for the rest of the course. It is a pity that our face-to-face lessons have gone, but this is the safest solution for all - to prevent everyone from spreading the virus as best as we can! Hope you all stay healthy!

Please read the following articles and make notes for disucssion later in the year.
The 1st topic is audiobooks and the 2nd topic is about books. I have included some questions regarding these topics - for you to think about or write some comments to discuss later...

At the start of each article there are 2 recordings: the first are the words and definitions and the seond recording are the listen and repeat words.

Audio Book Questions

  1. What audio books would you like to listen to, that perhaps you have already read?
  2. In your opinion, which audio books, have you liked that you listened to?
  3. What do you consider are the things that make a good audio book?
  4. What contributes to a bad audio book?

Book Questions

  1. Have you read any good books?
  2. Which books would you like to read now that you have more time?
  3. What do you consider are the things that make a good book?
  4. What contributes to a bad book?

1st News article - What makes a great audiobook? 



It’s never been easier to listen to a good book. So what are the essential ingredients?

The Telegraph, ByCharlotte Runcie,19 March 2020

I’ve never read Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier, but it’s one of my favourite books. I once had a temp job stuffing envelopes for a bank, a task so boring that on day one my boss took pity on me and told me to bring in an audiobook the next morning. I chose the unabridged Rebecca, read by Anna Massey, because it was the longest one I could find.

As I gradually wore away the skin on my fingers with folding, sealing and stacking reams of paper, I was thrilled, unsettled and generally bewitched by the story, and the hours slipped away like minutes. It was as if Massey was confiding it to me in particular. The haunting, slightly questioning, slightly fearful way that Massey said the name “Rebecca” still gives me chills whenever I think of it. It was a full-body experience. I don’t think anyone can ever have had a better time stuffing envelopes.

When you’re stuck indoors, as we all are these days, there’s nothing nicer than reading a good book, except for, sometimes, listening to one. Hearing another person’s voice telling you a story is a simple way of feeling more connected and less alone. And in the age of the smartphone, all of us carry the means for listening to long stretches of audio in our pockets.

As well as the boom in the number of podcasts being made in recent years, there has been a rise in the demand for audiobooks, and a huge corresponding increase in the quality of audiobooks available to enjoy.

Figures released by The Publishers Association last year showed a 43 per cent increase in audiobook sales compared with the previous year. And demand means that the most popular audiobooks are real investments from a publisher: rich storytelling performances, properly produced, and with the listening experience always first in mind. There are awards given for the best audiobooks of the year, and major Hollywood actors are employed by publishers to read their biggest releases.

I was lucky to have stumbled upon Massey’s performance of Rebecca. It wasn’t just a reading but a feat of real old-fashioned storytelling.

Not all audiobooks are as much of a pleasure as that. Rather than what makes a good audiobook, it’s maybe easier to talk about what makes a bad one. Reading boring audiobooks badly is even a form in its own right: there’s a podcast called Boring Books for Bedtime in which people read dry non-fiction books in as dull a voice as possible, ostensibly to help insomniacs get to sleep. Publishers often offer authors the chance to read their own audiobooks, which is a hit-and-miss strategy.

Michelle Obama, says Charlotte Runcie, is among the best examples of a writer reading their own work 

The average author, untrained in public speaking, is in danger of delivering their own book in a nervous monotone and not doing it justice. A listening experience like that is never going to be as good as reading the book for yourself. Writing a book is a different skill from performing it. When my own non-fiction book, Salt on Your Tongue, was published last year, I didn’t want to inflict my inexperienced reading voice on any poor listeners, so I asked for the audiobook to be read by Jessica Hardwick, an accomplished radio drama actress whose voice is warm and expressive. Much better.

Some authors do also happen to be very good at reading their work, and seem to relish making sure it comes across as they intended. The result can be an audiobook that’s even more enjoyable than the printed version. The author Marian Keyes is blessed with a gift for twinkly, knowing storytelling that injects her novels with new life. Philip Pullman narrating the full-cast versions of His Dark Materials trilogy is another good example. His books have so many fantastical concepts and coinages that it’s helpful to hear him tell them in his own words.

Memoirs, too, can be best when read by writers who double up as good speakers: Michelle Obama’s training as a lawyer might be the reason that her delivery of her autobiography, Becoming, is so thoroughly direct and well-balanced throughout. It won a Grammy this year for Best Spoken Word Album.

Comedians are particularly good at reading their own audiobooks. After all, it’s difficult to forge a career telling jokes on stage without mastering pace and nuance. One of the best is Amy Poehler’s 2014 memoir, Yes Please. Poehler, who started out in sketch and improvised stage comedy, brings in a host of friends to join her in reading the book, including Seth Meyers, Patrick Stewart and Kathleen Turner, as well as her own parents. The result is real added value with a bonus helping of humour, depth and colour.

Steve Coogan reads Alan Partridge's 'autobiography' in character 

And some comedians go even further. The two Alan Partridge books, written by Partridge himself (with some help from Steve Coogan, Rob Gibbons, Neil Gibbons and Armando Iannucci), are great fun in their printed form, but you’d be mad not to listen to them as audiobooks, too, read by Coogan in character throughout. What the comedians understand is that an audiobook is its own kind of entertainment. While holding a book in your hands is a private experience, an audiobook is like someone holding your hand and guiding you through the story, and you develop a relationship with the voice you hear across the hours of listening.

Maybe that’s why some of the most popular audiobooks on Amazon’s audio streaming platform, Audible, are heavyweight classics read by famous actors, including Miriam Margolyes reading Dickens and Rosamund Pike reading Austen.

Juliet Stevenson reading Middlemarch is a more friendly prospect than tackling the printed book itself, because Stevenson gives the book atmosphere and emotion that draws you in straight away. A large tome on the shelf can be an intimidating prospect, but a book read out by a familiar voice feels approachable.

After all, books may be a printed technology that’s been around for hundreds of years, but even older than reading is the timeless art of telling, and hearing, a good story aloud.

Five essential audiobooks

  1. I, Partridge: We Need to Talk About Alan

Alan Partridge; read by Steve Coogan

  1. Paradise Lost

John Milton; read by Anton Lesser

  1. Middlemarch

George Eliot; read by Juliet Stevenson

  1. Yes Please

Amy Poehler; read by Amy Poehler and friends

  1. Rebecca

Daphne du Maurier; read by Anna Massey


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2nd news article - What thriller and crime fiction have you enjoyed so far this year?

The best thrillers and crime fiction of 2020 so far

 The Telegraph, Jake Kerridge, 20 MARCH 2020


How a Woman Becomes a Lake by Marjorie Celona
★★★★★

This second novel by the Canadian author Marjorie Celona begins with the discovery of an abandoned car, “doors splayed, engine on”, against the evocatively conjured background of a frozen lake, in a small town near the US-Canada border. It’s somehow more chilling than the standard corpse-with-a-striking backdrop opening: a mark of the originality Celona displays throughout this book. Police officer Lewis Côté arrives at the scene following a call from a woman who had driven to the lake to walk her dog, only to come across a scared, lost little boy. But what has happened to the pair?

The answer unfolds through a series of chapters told from the different perspectives of various people connected with the case. There is the missing woman’s husband, whose withered love is springing back into life now his wife has vanished; there is a drunken bully called Leo, and his two miserable little boys, who witnessed something at the lake that day; and there is Leo’s estranged wife, who might just have found a good man at last when the investigation brings Officer Côté into her life, but is obliged to keep a secret from him.

Those crime novels that have the best-constructed plots often lack an emotional punch because the characters, playing out their preordained roles in the story, don’t have the space to breathe and blossom. Celona has the courage to take her time, letting us have a leisurely rummage inside her characters’ heads, refusing to be trammelled by the usual rhythms of the whodunnit; and yet she manages to pull off twists worthy of Harlan Coben.

At its heart the novel is an exploration of toxic masculinity, but it is unusually compassionate and non-judgmental, recognising the complexity of both heroes and villains. It’s a rarity: a book confected with satisfying artfulness that feels like a slice of real life.

The Doom List by Gerard O'Donovan ★★★★☆

Will H Hays, the American politician who instituted the code of conduct governing the movies’ moral standards, is said to have kept a “Doom List” of naughty actors to be blacklisted for setting a bad example to the public. Yes, cancel culture existed even during Hollywood’s earliest days, although back then performers had the consolation that they were proscribed for doing worthwhile things like sleeping around and boozing rather than just making tasteless jokes on Twitter.

The early days of Hays’s moral crusade form the backdrop of Gerard O’Donovan’s new novel, a follow-up to The Long Silence (2018). Once again the hero is Tom Collins, an Irish immigrant working as a private eye and occasional studio fixer in sunny Los Angeles. The novel centres on the making of the film Trifling Women (1922), a gothic classic of murder and necrophilia now sadly lost, and among the key characters are such real-life figures as the director, Rex Ingram, and the leading man and lady, Ramón Novarro and Barbara La Marr. Both Novarro and La Marr are overfond of men – in La Marr’s case, this has left her with a bun in the oven while she’s “between husbands” – and it’s Collins’s job to sort out the blackmailers threatening to spill the beans to Hays.

O’Donovan, known to Telegraph readers as a shrewd television critic, paints an attractive and moving picture of Twenties Hollywood as a haven for misfits and free spirits, with the pompous puritan Hays as the serpent in Eden. This is a gentle, jaunty tale despite the odd violent death, with a welcome dusting of wit; the characters, real or imagined, are excellent company – so much so that it comes as a real blow to read in the afterword that, with no Tom Collins to get them out of trouble in real life, many of them came to sad ends. That’s Hollywood.

The Last Day by Andrew Hunter Murray ★★★★☆

The dystopian thriller is a vulnerable genre, readily hijacked by those who would rather be hailed as prophets than storytellers: see Apocalypse How?, by former MP Oliver Letwin, which betrays its cogent arguments about our over-reliance on technology by failing to work as fiction. Your time will be more profitably spent engaging with the less obvious lessons of Andrew Hunter Murray’s debut novel.

The book is set in 2059, some 30 years after a haywire white dwarf star has caused the Earth to stop turning. Britain, lucky enough to have been sunny side up at the time of “The Stop”, is in “the Goldilocks zone”, one of the few places left on the planet warm enough to grow crops but not too hot for habitation.

Exposition is painlessly filtered through the perspective of Dr Ellie Hopper, a scientist newly returned to London after years of studying tides (and occasionally disposing of passing shipfuls of dead refugees) on a rig in the North Atlantic. She’s on a McGuffin hunt, searching for the mysterious object belonging to her old Oxford tutor that could bring down Britain’s autocratic leader.

You can nitpick when it comes to some of the internal logic of this dystopia, but Murray should be commended for going into the nitty-gritty of how his post-disaster society functions; the book is a lot less nebulous in this respect than John Lanchester’s The Wall, which explored similar territory to much acclaim. The plot unfolds with a certain cheesiness that might have been less jarring in a novel that wasn’t so strikingly original in its setting, but it certainly holds the attention.

What really distinguishes the book, though, is the creative energy of its world-building: it demonstrates the virtue of using the future as a playground for the imagination rather than trying to second-guess it.

GBH by Ted Lewis ★★★★★

Ted Lewis’s masterpiece GBH was published 40 years ago, to general indifference. Lewis’s assiduous biographer Nick Triplow rehearses the sad trajectory of his career in the introduction to this new edition: at the start of the Seventies he looked set for stardom when his thriller Jack’s Return Home was filmed as Get Carter, but the reading public spurned his gritty tales of British gangsters; his sideline as a writer for Doctor Who ended because his scripts were too dark; and he was an alcoholic back living with his mother in Barton-upon-Humber when GBH, his ninth and final novel, appeared. He died in 1982, aged 42.

It’s the sort of fate that often awaits artistic pioneers. We are readier now than we were in 1980 for this tale of porn magnate George Fowler, who blithely tortures, or worse, anybody who might threaten the success of his business. It’s a twisted love story, as Fowler and his wife Jean bond over a common taste for brutality. But Fowler’s account of their gory glory days alternates with scenes set later on, when he is in hiding, drunken and alone, in the grim haven of out-of-season Mablethorpe, on the Lincolnshire coast.

On a technical level, the book is outstanding: Lewis knows just how to handle his double timeline without losing pace; he judges perfectly when to horrify the reader and when to hold back. Perhaps much of the novel’s power is due to the way in which Fowler’s situation – a sodden has-been exiled from his London friends – is mined from Lewis’s own. But the book is also hugely funny and zestful: Lewis’s delight in his complex double-cross plot and low-life characters is infectious, and there is poetry in his stark evocation of Lincolnshire’s desperate tattiness. It’s equal parts suicide note and celebration of the human ability to find reasons to keep going.

The Secret Guests by BW Black ★★★★☆

Why do so many novelists and screenwriters want to tackle the relationship between the Queen and Princess Margaret? Perhaps it’s the fun of writing about two sisters whose personalities are a complete and comical contrast to an extent that would seem overdone in fictional characters. The duo were the subject of Peter Bradshaw’s pawky adventure story Night of Triumph, and now comes a thriller by BW Black – a pseudonym for the illustrious Irish novelist John Banville – set during the war, when Princess Elizabeth is 14 and Margaret is 10.

In Black’s alternative version of history, the “greed and shameless opportunism” of the supposedly neutral Irish government and the “unscrupulousness” of the Brits results in the princesses being harboured incognito in rural Ireland in exchange for secret coal shipments. The girls are duly dispatched to creaky Clonmillis Hall, a billet that prompts Celia Nashe, their “toothsome” Secret Service bodyguard, to reflect that she “wouldn’t have consigned her pet dog to such a looming mausoleum”.

Despite using false names, the visitors are quickly identified by the locals, including a Dad’s Army-ish outpost of the IRA whose plan to exploit the situation ends in bloodshed. Before the exciting denouement, we are treated to leisurely and unsentimental character sketches of the young princesses, who here bear each other little of the affection depicted in The Crown.

Black allots the princesses no greater share of his attention than his other characters, most of whom are deployed to illustrate the uneasy relationship between Ireland, “gnawing away at immemorial grievances, like a fox caught in a snare trying to bite off its trapped leg”, and Britain. But there is a detached, Waugh-like lightness to his contemplation of dark matters, and, buttery with gorgeous Banvillean sentences, the book slips down easily.

Long Bright River by Liz Moore ★★★★☆

Kensington, Philadelphia, once a handsome and prosperous neighbourhood, is now as inextricably associated with heroin as the town of Gorgonzola is with cheese. Liz Moore has spent many years doing community work in this epicentre of the American opioid crisis, and has used it as the setting for her fourth novel, a combination of whodunnit, family saga and manifesto for a more intelligent approach to policing.

These days, privileged novelists who want to write about the less fortunate must demonstrate that they themselves have served the obligatory period of interviewing and footslogging, with the result that too many of them are reluctant to break free of a plodding realism. Happily, Moore has had the courage to try something a little more interesting, telling her story from the perspective of a high-IQ female patrol officer and trusting that she has the writerly skills to bring to life a character whose sensitive, intellectual persona is perhaps closer to her own than that of the average American cop. By and large, Moore succeeds; she also pulls off the The Remains of the Day trick of giving her narrator, Michaela Fitzpatrick, a prose style that is both finicky and flowing, reflecting her over-pedantic personality while being pleasurable to read.

The plot concerns a serial killer targeting Kensington's sex workers and Michaela going above her pay grade to investigate, out of concern that her junkie sister Kacey, whom she only sees these days when she's arresting her, might be at risk. The progress of the story depends slightly too much on Michaela switching between being savvy and unbelievably naive, but the twists are clever and the tension maintained with a pleasing lack of fuss. The evidence of the footslog is there, but it is the novel's more eccentric, reflective aspects that make it stand out from the ruck.

Your House Will Pay by Steph Cha ★★★★☆

Most violent deaths are meaningless and quickly forgotten by the world at large. If a killing is invested with significance, it is almost worst for the victim's loved ones – it is rarely they who get to control the narrative, and so they have to witness the victim endure a kind of second death, as he or she is supplanted by a myth.

This is one of the themes of the latest novel by the Korean-American author Steph Cha. It is based on a real-life killing in Los Angeles in 1991: Soon Ja Du, a Korean convenience store owner, shot Latasha Harlins, a 15-year-old African-American girl, in the back of the head after a violent altercation that arose from an accusation of shoplifting. Soon Ja Du was convicted of voluntary manslaughter but her lawyers were able to point to several violent attacks by young African-Americans on LA's Korean community and she was not sentenced to prison.

Cha's novel fictionalises this story and imagines the impact it might have had on the families of the two women. Set largely in the present day, it alternates between the viewpoints of two characters: second-generation Korean immigrant Grace, who finds her morals and filial feelings in conflict when she discovers that her mother committed a heinous crime three decades ago; and ex-con Shawn, brother of a girl whose life was cut short long ago, who struggles to reconcile the bratty sister he remembers with the angelic prodigy she has become in the accounts of anti-racism campaigners and flame-fanning journalists.

Grace, compelled to seek vicarious absolution on her mother's behalf, tries to befriend Shawn, and when someone exacts belated redress for his sister's murder, it turns into a whodunnit. The plotting is immaculate, but it is as a sensitive study of a killer, a victim and their families that the novel grips.

The Other You by JS Monroe ★★★★☆

Many writers who have found success in other fields are turning to the lucrative genre of the domestic thriller, usually under pen names. It has become possible to play a literary equivalent of The Masked Singer, trying to guess from the prose style which author lurks behind the pseudonym.

Jon Stock made his (real) name with a series of action-heavy spy thrillers, but has now switched to psychological suspense under the name J S Monroe – the use of initials being de rigueur for male authors in this genre, in order not to put off the largely female readership of books that are invariably narrated from the viewpoint of women characters.

This fourth Monroe novel is largely told from the perspective of Kate, who, like many other domestic suspense heroines, has cause to wonder whether her partner is all he seems – in this case, going so far as to suspect that her nice boyfriend Rob has been replaced by a doppelganger. One of the pleasures of this genre is learning about the obscure syndromes that the authors ferret out to foist on their characters, and it seems that Kate is suffering from Capgras delusion – a real condition that makes people believe their loved ones have been supplanted by impostors.

Domestic thrillers tend to be slow burners, but most of them lack the depth of characterisation that might justify the stretches of treading water. Monroe, as a seasoned writer of action thrillers, supplies a rattling pace and plethora of incident that make a welcome change in this genre. It's an indication of his former calling that Kate's journey to discover whether she is delusional or sane ends up in Bond-villain territory, but Monroe sweats to lend his often unlikely story a veneer of credibility. I doubt many other psychological thrillers published this year will be as propulsive and fun.

Three Hours by Rosamund Lupton ★★★★★

It takes a brave author to base a thriller on the sort of horribly plausible scenario that we read less realistic thrillers to distract ourselves from thinking about. Rosamund Lupton has done that with her fourth novel, the premise of which can be simply summarised: gunmen in a school.

Three Hours begins with the headmaster of a fee-paying school in Somerset being shot by a masked intruder. The siege then unfolds in real time as children and teachers hunker down in scattered classrooms while frantic parents and avid media watch from the sidelines. Is the school being targeted by terrorists because of its liberal ethos, or are disgruntled ex-teachers or pupils after revenge?

The novel will be a hard read for anybody who loves a child, and yet Lupton sweetens the pill with all the tricks one expects of a thriller: twists, clues, misdirection, teases. (The injured headmaster, who has recognised his assailant, has a habit of almost regaining the power of speech, and then relapsing.) A siege may be familiar fictional territory, but Lupton's quirky touches help to defamiliarise it: the children hiding in the library co-opt the books for a blockade ("Elizabeth Bennet, Jane Eyre, Maggie Tulliver and Dorothea Brooke; all those women with their many sisters and friends and enemies and poor-choice husbands barricading the door").

We enter the terrified heads of the children and teachers, but never the gunmen, who, even once we know their identity, are rather coldly analysed, in textbook speak. The novel eventually becomes tendentious, as Lupton names and shames those who have created the hysterical atmosphere that feeds such atrocities. But the characters feel real enough to survive being used to make political points and we become so invested in their fates that, although not faultless, this is one of those novels you live rather than merely read.


Wednesday 25th March 2020

Due to the prevalent coronavirus situation, we are moving on to distance learning for the rest of the course. It is a pity that our face-to-face lessons have gone, but this is the safest solution for all - to prevent everyone from spreading the virus as best as we can! Hope you all stay healthy!

Please read the following articles and make notes in case we can discuss later. The 1st topic is "do's and don'ts of working from home".  
Homework - Write down how you are managing your day during this home isolation period?

And the 2nd topic is "17 reasons to be cheerful" - which I am sure we all need!

Answers to the quiz from last week
1B
2C
3D
4 water (liquid), ice (solid), steam/vapour (gas)
5 B & C (Wood and plastic)
6 B
7 C
8 D (oranges/melons)
9 B (although normally 3/4 days)
10 C
11 A

1st News article:

How to work from home and stay productive during the coronavirus outbreak 


As companies urge staff to avoid the office while Covid-19 spreads, here are the dos and don'ts of successful home working

The Telegraph, By Maria Lally, 20 March 2020

When I see headlines about UK workplaces banning hot-desking and bosses urging staff to work from home, to try and stop the spread of the coronavirus, I'm reminded of the days I spent hunched over my laptop, slaving away at the kitchen table.

I went freelance when I had my first child in 2010 and worked from home for the following eight years, until 2018. From the outside, it's a jammy set-up: an extra hour in bed, a 30 second commute, the opportunity to work in slightly grubby jeans without judgement. But there are also significant drawbacks, such as loneliness and a lack of motivation.

So, with that in mind, here are the dos and don’ts of working from home, should the situation be foisted upon you in the days to come...

Have a shower and do your hair

‘Oh, come on, of course I will…’ I hear you sigh. But it won't take long before you’ll begin swapping your jeans for your gym leggings, then your tracksuit bottoms. Before you know it, you’ll find yourself wondering what’s so wrong with leaving your comfy pyjama bottoms on all day, so long as you change out of them for the school run?

So, while you don’t need full business attire to work from home, do shower, get dressed and do your hair as though you were going to meet a friend. It will wake up you, prevent last minute panics if your boss wants to video chat, and it also sets the tone for the day ahead.

Choose a work area

Whether it’s your study, your local café or your kitchen table, have ‘an area’. Try not to perch at the kitchen breakfast bar in between piles of post (unless your breakfast bar is immaculate and your kitchen stools have back supports). Forget sitting on your sofa (you’ll end up with a sore lower back in no time – take it from someone who learnt this the hard way) and don’t lie on your bed with a laptop.

While F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote most of his best work lying in bed, you're not F. Scott Fitzgerald. And if you're anything like me, you'll just end up napping. Having a specific area is like getting dressed properly – it switches you from home mode to work mode, and keeps your focused. 

One last point: if your work exile chooses to work part of the day in your local café, don't be like that character in Fleabag who uses the café's plug sockets, Wi-fi and then orders a tap water. Be really nice to the waiter, order coffee, make it last as long as possible, then order some food, another coffee, and leave a tip. This way, they won't mind when you come back the day next (and the next, and the next...) 

Have two to-do lists

One of the biggest challenges I had working from home was trying to ignore all the chores around me that needed to be done. Writing for a living and procrastinating often go hand in hand, and if I was struggling to write a feature there was always the dishwasher to empty, or a dentist appointment to book. This flitting, butterfly approach to work doesn’t make you particularly productive and your working day begins to bleed into your regular one. So, I started two to-do lists called ‘Work’ and ‘Home’, and I had set times when I could deal with the latter.

Avoid distractions

So obvious, but so worth a mention. Like chores, there are plenty of things to distract you at home. For me, it’s social media and WhatsApp conversations, so when I sit down to work, I often delete the Instagram app from my phone (before re-installing it later on) and mute a particularly busy WhatsApp chat.

Call your boss

After a while, one of the toughest things about working from home is how you can go a whole day without speaking to anybody, which isn't great for your emotional health. So, pick up the phone occasionally. A quick phone call to your boss (when you know they're not really busy) can often help you decide on a course of action much quicker than back and forth emails. Or call your other half, or your mum at lunchtime. 

If all else fails, put Radio 4 on (or whatever radio station you enjoy). The gentle chatter helps you feel less lonely and makes you feel a bit more connected to the rest of the world.

Get outside

At least once a day and this is non-negotiable. When I worked from home, I usually had a school or nursery run to get me out the house a couple of times a day, but on the days I didn’t go out and was purely deskbound, I’d wonder why all my ideas, motivation and concentration were drying up by 4pm. A quick dog walk, a run, or even a five minute potter in the garden during a working day might seem like slacking, but in reality it’s just the equivalent of doing the office tea run or having a water cooler chat with a colleague: it gives your brain a break and helps inspire productivity. 

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2nd News article:

17 reasons to be cheerful this weekend 


"Imagine if all this was happening in autumn – with only mud, floods and treacle toffee going on outside." 

The Telegraph, Anthony Peregrine, destination expert, 21 MARCH 2020

Chins up. Things could be worse. We could be in Marseille in 1348. It’s a long shot, but we’re all clutching at straws. You know that’s true when your point of positive comparison is the Black Death.

Ah well. There are a few other reasons for a mild good cheer: some general, some related to France where I’ve been working from home – thus preparing for self-isolation – for 30 years, and some personal:

  1. Hygiene

The hand-washing thing is bound to stick, no? OK, maybe not a million times a day, as at present, but a few. So maybe I’ll no longer have to stand transfixed in the motorway service station gents as some blockhead exits a cubicle and then the gents itself without passing by the washbasin. He’ll shortly be sharing sandwiches with his children. Also it may now be possible to eat from a shared bowl of peanuts on the bar top without consuming someone else’s urine. When, that is, we’re allowed back to the bar.

  1. Wisteria and Cherry Blossom

Ours is flowering for the first time in 20 years. Either it’s taking its chance before it’s too late – or it’s heralding a new dawn. Strange times, when one looks for wisdom to wisteria. Either way, it gladdens us no end – and thank the Lord it’s spring. Imagine if all the virus hoo-ha had happened in autumn – with only mud, floods and treacle toffee going on outside.At least it's spring

3. Humbling waiters

Having been deprived of customers, work and income for weeks, waiting staff, restaurateurs and all the rest of them, particularly in France, should catch humility. No more self-identification as artists and superstars, no more treating diners as damned lucky to have been allowed in, and no more: “Have you booked?” when the restaurant behind is entirely empty. I’d also, incidentally, like an end to the: “Has sir come to dine?” This, may I remind you, is a restaurant. “No,” I reply, “Sir has come to dance a Scottish reel. Please clear a space.”

  1. Death of door-to-door salesman

No offence, chaps, but if the present emergency is keeping from my garden gate sellers of roof insulation, of façade-cleaning tactics and of tree-lopping services – all with battered vans and menacing mien – then that’s a win. On the other hand, I’m missing our Jehovah’s Witnesses. They’re a delightful young couple who, on regular visits, explain that whatever bad is happening in the world constitutes God’s punishment for man’s misdemeanours. He is preparing us for the end of times. “Sure,” I’d tell them if they showed up now. “And certainly, the Almighty moves in mysterious ways – but it’s still surprising that He’s working through the medium of dead bats.”

  1. Apéritif innovations

The sharing of apéritifs is a vital cog in French social intercourse. It must now take place via Skype – or, as in our village, at a decent distance through the garden fence, as long as (obviously) the fence is wire mesh or netting, not solid wood or brick. The advantage? Everyone drinks their own alcohol, meaning you don’t have to share the single malt, saving ££££s.

  1. Cook real meals

So, chuck away the ready-meals and dig out the casserole dish? Absolutely, always allowing that you can get hold of the right stuff. We ordered on the web from a local hypermarket, clicked, went to collect and discovered they’d replaced our meat order with… bananas.

  1. Board games

Alongside everything else, home confinement is clearly leading to a board game pandemic. Self-isolation in the toilet doesn’t always work when your spouse stalks the house, brandishing Scrabble. Thus will you be spurred to start tackling Middlemarch. Another win.

Three months of Scrabble, anyone?

  1. Cruise ships...

...are likely to be out of favour for a while, given their recent stint as 21st-century prison hulks. Especially the great big ones, the floating suburbs which presently confine 10,000 passengers to a quay where they really don’t want to be. Thus is Venice spared being swamped and the rest of us the spectacle of passengers waddling away from the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet with platefuls they can’t see over.

  1. Spring-cleaning

Bags of time to do it or, then again, not. No-one’s going to notice because, confinement oblige, no-one’s coming to your house. Leave it. Read Middlemarch. You don’t need, either, to clean different outfits every day for work or school. Make-up may be cursory, and pyjamas worn to midday. Or beyond. A friend’s professional video conference this week featured a Mid-West colleague in her barn, surrounded by her donkeys and wearing a lion onesie. You have a better role model?

  1. Bore avoidance

On rare forays out, you may legitimately side-step the old bloke in the beret: “Much as I’d like to stop and chat about your digestive problems, the greater good demands otherwise.”

  1. Ski season ends early

So the mountains are cleansed. Other pollution diminishes, too. This gives Greta, Extinction Rebellion and any number of vegans a great opportunity to say nothing at all. People have also stopped asking me about Brexit and I have ceased seeking out Yellow Vest protestors to kick. The least that can be said for pandemics is that they concentrate the mind.

  1. Givenchy and Dior...

...have turned over their production to the making of hand sanitiser. This is going to make Christmas 2020 a damned sight cheaper. (“Hydroalcoholic gel certainly, my darling, but by Givenchy.”)

  1. Mick Herron

Joe Country, the latest in perhaps the greatest spy thriller series of recent times, has just come out in paperback. For the next 48 hours, I’ll be with Jackson Lamb and his cock-eyed team. Don’t ring.

  1. Pandemics highlight imbeciles, thus making them easier to spot

Plus which, given the circs, we’re allowed to call them ‘imbeciles’ rather than underprivileged, alienated or differently-talented. Included in the category are bog-roll hoarders (“what did you do in the war, Daddy?”), conspiracy theorists (“it’s biological war,” said one of our neighbours. “By whom against whom?” “Aha!”), purveyors of false news (“just gargle with disinfectant”), and the halfwits who gather in pubs on the grounds that, after five or six pints, they know more about viruses than all of medical science put together.

  1. Music

Compensating for the cancellation of Eurovision – a blow on a par with getting bananas instead of meat – is time to re-discover half-forgotten heroes and heroines. Last evening, trolling YouTube, I bumped back into Quicksilver Messenger Service, Millie Jackson and, way best of all, John Prine. If you know a more poignant US folk song than Sam Stone, then I’d like to hear about it, please.

  1. Football season postponed or curtailed

Hence a little welcome silence about the trauma suffered by preening diving divas who consider a bicycle-kick man’s crowning achievement, and are rewarded as if it were. Also it will save me a lot of nail-biting as Preston North End once again fail in the play-offs.

  1. And finally...

In Western Europe, we have the best medical care ever, a dwelling with a roof (for almost everyone), ham, champagne, bread, Roquefort cheese, red wine, blue skies, the love of a good family – and scallops, obviously.

 


Wednesday 18th March 2020

Due to the prevalent coronavirus situation, we are moving on to distance learning for the rest of the course. It is a pity that our face-to-face lessons have gone, but this is the safest solution for all - to prevent everyone from spreading the virus as best as we can! Hope you all stay healthy!


Please read the following article and make notes in case we can discuss later (maybe during the last lesson) - as the situation may have changed. Then we can discuss various topics that you have already read.
The Topic for the 18th is "Clothing and sustainability". Please also find a video to watch and a quiz below related to water - the answers will appear next week.

Here are some questions to think about:
1. What other textiles can you use to make: clothes, shoes or bags?
2. Are there other ways to reduce the carbon footprint of your wardrobe?
3. What solutions are there for the landfill issue?
4. What kind of attitudes should be changing in the fashion industry?

News Article: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200310-sustainable-fashion-how-to-buy-clothes-good-for-the-climate

Video: https://www.bbc.co.uk/learningenglish/english/features/lingohack/ep-200304

Activity 1: Water facts – Quiz

Try to answer the questions.

  1. The percentage of the human body that is made of water is …
    a. … 40%. b. … 60%. c. … 80%. d. … 90%.
  2. Water covers how much of the Earth’s surface?
    a. 50% b. 60% c. 70% d. 80%
  3. The chemical name for water is …
    a. …HO2. b. …O2. c. …HO. d. …H2 O.
  4. Water can be changed into different states by changing its temperature. Name the three forms it can exist in.
    1.______________________ 2. ______________________ 3. ______________________
  5. Water is heavier than … (two are correct)
    a. …stone. b. …wood. c. …plastic. d. …gold.
  6. How much water do humans need to drink a day to live?
    a. 0.5 litres b. 2 litres c. 3 litres d. 4 litres
  7. We get a lot of water from food. What percentage of an egg is made up of water?
    a. 50% b. 60% c. 75% d. 80%
  8. Most fruit is how much water?
    a. 50% b. 70% c. 80% d. 90%
  9. People can live without food for two weeks. How long can they live without water?
    a. 2 days b. 4 days c. 7 days d. 10 days
  10. How much water do people use each day?
    a. 50 litres b. 100 litres c. 250 litres d. 300 litres
  11. How much of the water we use each day is for drinking?
    a. 1% b. 3% c. 5% d. 10% 

Wednesday 4th March 2020

Please read the following article and we will read and discuss during the lesson. The Topic is "Parenting Styles in different EU countries".

Some questions to think about...
  • How would you describe Finnish parenting style?
  • Which style works best?
  • Would you choose a combination of different styles from different countries? 
  • Why do you think the US is keen to try different EU types of parenting?
https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20200225-the-parenting-style-sweeping-europe

Wednesday 19th February 2020

Please read the handout received during the class and we will read and discuss during the lesson.
  • Handout about teenage courts in the USA (also, question and answer sheet during the lesson).

Wednesday 22nd January 2020

We will continue with the Quiz
Also, watch and listen to videos.
If we have time, will discuss and read a short article.

Wednesday 23rd October 2019

Please read the following article and letter and we will read and discuss about formal/informal writing styles during the lesson. Handouts in class.

 

Wednesday 20th November 2019

Please read the following article and we will read and discuss during the lesson. The topic is 'Education' and what it means to you?

  • How important is learning? Why?
  • Besides English, what are you currently learning?
  • What things are you good/bad at learning? Why?
  • What would you most like to learn?
  • What is the most difficult part of learning? Why?

https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/educated-by-tara-westover-review-an-extraordinary-mormon-upbringing-recounted-with-evocative-lyricism-1.3393833